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Photo of the Day: Joe's dilemma

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Stopped by Coach Joe's Saturday afternoon.

He's in a bit of a quandry over what to do with this inspirational piece...


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Merckx mania.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is...more Eddy Merckx!
                          "The" Bruce Dickenson
Whoa, this just in!  Nike sacked Lance.  Thanks for the revenue kid, we'll just isolate ourselves from you now.   (It's not personal Sonny...just business.)  

And many more in the profi-wielerworld are getting similar reality slaps, and scrambling for cover.  The great purge of 2012 continues.  Purge = Good, methinks.  Good for the soul of the sport.

When a machine goes haywire, you fix it by setting the dials back to zero, and starting over again.   That means a return for a moment to the original cycling icon of my generation:  Eddy Merckx.

Over here in the good 'ol US of A, it's hard for many to comprehend the level of passion Belgians had - and still have - for Eddy Merckx.

I'd grown up hearing about it.  Seeing old grainy black and white clips from his first Tour win and triumphant Beatlemania-esque entry into Brussels Grand Place, back in 1969.  And 'La Course en Tete' and 'Stars and Watercarriers'.  But being a natural doubting Thomas, I needed to witness it myself to believe it.   To begin to understand it.  

It was back in '93.   I was at the Brussels bicycle expo - a hybrid dealer/consumer show on a mild February day.  Eddy Merckx bicycles were a big deal in their major home-market:  The company had taken an entire separate room, off to the side of the main open exhibit floor.  Unlike most open trade show booths where one can walk in on any side, wander around, touch and feel the bikes, mingle and converse with the staff, the Merckx display was quite different.

But at the same time, oddly familiar.

I walked into the exhibit room through a double doorway.  It was a kinda dark.  The only lighting was concentrated theater-like on a semi-circular stage with a curtained back that hid inaccessible private rooms.  I think I recall the bikes slowly rotating...but not sure.   At a time when Euro bike-biz conventional wisdom wrongly predicted the mountain bike boom would eclipse and replace the road bike market, the Merckx exhibit was almost entirely comprised of colorful gleaming road racing machines, presented in a massive assortment of early-90's eurocolor: Fuschias, greens, blues and yellows.  The visiting masses were kept at bay by a low rail.  The stage was elevated several feet, putting bikes closer to eye level.

A crowd of wielersport pesantry, dressed in normal assortment bike dealer-enthusiast casual garb, were standing massed at the rail.  Some wore the odd cycling cap.  A lot of tragically-hip looking well-worn euro-casual apparel.   If you've ever been to a bike show, you know the look.

Those gathered were still.   They stood transfixed, admiring the bikes as if they were holy-icons.  And with eyes raised, they respectfully watched the every move of a man high above all others - literally, and figuratively.  Eddy Merckx.   Himself.   Eddy and his team were up on that raised stage platform, in fine suits.  Walking around, speaking among themselves quietly.


That's when it hit me.  I'm not at a bike show.  I'm in church.  And this is a Mass.  

It wasn't really a stage - it was an altar.  Eddy was the high priest, and his managers and sales reps, the altar servers.   The delineation between clergy and peasantry was stark, and literal.  But somehow appropriate.

You could have heard a pin drop.   Hushed, and reverent.  Like in church.

 It wasn't quasi-religious.   It was overtly religious.   Hell, if somebody had genuflected before that altar of steel frames, I wouldn't have blinked an eye.  

And it was then that the magnitude of what Eddy Merckx means to Belgians really hit me like a ton of bricks.   It was way beyond sports-fandom.   It was, in that now overused phrase, 'a whole new level.'

As a Catholic, I was immediately struck by the symbolism of the whole scene.   The atmosphere was completely familiar.   Never thought I'd ever see 'Mass' dynamics so literally transferred to a venue outside a Church.  

Eddy Merckx Fan lookalike Frans Geldof.
  Photo  Edith Van Wuytswinkel
Now bear in mind, this was fifteen years after Eddy Merckx had retired.   The awe, the reverence hadn't dimmed one iota.

I've never seen anything like it since either. Sure, Lance could draw a crowd.  So could Michael Jordan, or Tiger Woods.  Lionel Messi.  We had a little David Beckham-mania a few years ago here in the US.  But the dynamics, and fan response to those sports superstars is common.  Big security.  Electric energy and excitement.  Yelling kids and fans.  Autograph lines.  Managed access.  It's whirlwind-esque.  Hollywood or pop stars appearances get the same treatment.

But this was way different.   There was no security, no handlers required.  It was much more respectful, a worship bordering on awe that felt more Pope than pop star.

What I always really loved about Belgium is that it has a way of pushing boundaries of lots of things into areas which over here we'd consider way, WAY beyond normal.   Extreme roads.  Extreme weather.   Extremely strong beer.  Extremely hard races.   Belgium pushes the envelope, shifting perspectives on just exactly where the frontier of 'normal' is.

Same goes for extreme passions.   Belgium is a place where hobbies commonly occupy space that over here might border on neurotic obsession.    Here's the Xenophobe's guide to the Belgians explanation:

"Beneath all that social conformity lurks a nation of strongly-moulded individuals - an individually expressed less in unconventional dress and behavior than in passions and enthusiasms, some of which can be all-consuming...they're avid collectors, like their enthusiasms and tolerate eccentricity"


In Belgium, Merckx-mania sometimes goes way beyond the extremes of the most avid sports fans over here.  It's like the passion some exhibit for Elvis Presley.   A continuum that ranges from hero to religious deity..even to neurosis or affliction.

You've got the collectors.  The video below is of Renaat Vancauwenberghe of the West-Flanders town of Sint-Lodewijk.  For over 40 years, Renaat has collected Merckx memorabilia, converting his attic into a veritable Merckx museum.  Over the top.


Or how about this clip, of journalist Johny Vansevenant.  A huge Cannibal fan since he was a kid, he collaborated with Patrick Cornillie on the book 'The Men behind Merckx.' Johny was also one of the judges for Het Nieuwsblad's Eddy Merckx Photo Contest.



Over here, we've got a lot of Elvis Presley or Michael Jackson impersonators.  So why not a Merckx impersonator?   Belgian Frans Geldof has become a fixture at Belgian races as the 'Eddy Merckx lookalike'.   I saw him in full Molteni regalia going up the Muur about a half hour before the leaders passed in the Ronde back in 2005.

He's become as much a part of the ambiance of the big pro races as 'the Devil.'

Check out these clips made for the Dutch reality TV series "Help, my husband has a hobby!"
I thought I was a fanatic, but Frans' obsession is totally over the top - he actually thinks he's become Eddy Merckx!!

Some might say it's unhealthy...but you'd probably have to ask his wife and daughters about that!       




I know, these are examples on the fringe.  But Merckx mania is still alive and well on a mass level.  Exhibit A?  How 'bout this new feature film, released in Belgium: Allez Eddy!

Allez, Eddy! is a heartwarming comedy about 11-year old cyclist-fan Freddy, son of a butcher in an idyllic village in nowhereland.  Freddy's isolated life totally is disrupted when the first supermarket opens its doors in the village. As their opening event the supermarket organises a cycle race, and the winner of the race will meet Eddy Merckx.  Freddy's father, a fierce opponent of the supermarket doesn't want to hear anything about the race. Freddy races nonetheless. By participating a new world opens up, not only for Freddy but also for the people around him.




“Blessed are those who have not seen, and yet have believed.”   
                                                                                                     John 20:26-29


My point is this jongen: A little religion helps many get through trying times.   A blind belief in something, or somebody.   Whether you can prove it to be true or not, doesn't really matter.

Many in the English speaking world hold - or held - Lance up as somebody to believe in.  But the amassed evidence has forcibly shattered the carefully curated narrative of 'Lance-as-deity'.  It's as is if the entire Christian world were suddenly force-fed irrefutable video and DNA evidence that, sorry folks, he never rose from the dead.

I understand why many continue to support Lance, with their own rationale.  Preferring faith to reason.  They prefer to just believe, keeping their faith in their chosen deity un-corrupted by what their eyes see.   Phil Liggett is in that camp.   To each his own.

But a lot of disillusioned cycling-masses this week likely need a replacement.  Someone else to 'look up' to.   Literally, and figuratively.

Set the dials back to zero.  Take off the yellow bracelet.  Allez Eddy.  

I'm not saying Merckx was perfect either.  Not the point.  Deities are best uncompromised by truth, or facts.  Do I believe Merckx never resorted to 'special preparation' to win races?   Wouldn't bet my life on that.  And I don't know if he's really a nice guy, though I believe he is.  Did he really have his soigneur Gust Nassens spike Freddy Maertens waterbottle at the '74 worlds?   Not sure about any of that...

I just know that this week, I'm sure as hell glad we've still got Eddy Merckx!

Now, where's that Molteni jersey?   

Hein's dilemma

Hearing the Lion's lament...

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I was not the lion, but it fell to me to give the lion’s roar. 
                                                                                           ~ Winston Churchill


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Sad weekend cafesupporters.   

Fiorenzo Magni is overleden.   The Monza colossus, the lion of Flanders, roars no more.  

Friday, a day when pro cycling continued its free-fall turmoil, a day when the sport's most loyal corporate sponsor pulled the plug in despair... a day when it seemed like the body-blows will just keep coming and coming... to make matters worse, cycling loses forever a great senior Senator.   

Magni was a last living connection to the golden '40's and '50's.  The 'third man' rival of the great post-war campionissimi, Coppi and Bartali.   The passing of 'il terzo uomo'  leaves us with only a rapidly fraying thread as a last connection to those sepia toned times.  And when the precious living few silver haired champions of that generation -  Ferdi Kubler, Raphael Geminiani and Alfredo Martini - go to join him in that great Giro in the sky, our ability to solicit counsel from the wise old men of cycling's greatest generation will be gone.  For good.

Something to reflect on.   Perhaps more than 1,000 pages of testimony and affidavits.


A few years ago I wrote a post on why Magni matters, so I won't rehash his career and its importance.  If you're reading this you probably know a lot about him anyway (and if you don't, learn more about him here and here and here).

Magni on the Muur, 1950. 
Today perhaps it's better to consider his works, his legacy...and think about what his parting advice  for the future of the sport would have been.   For with all the turmoil cycling is in, it should be crystal clear that now, more than ever, Magni matters. 

It's inarguable that professional cycling is now a rudderless ship... one with serious structural defects.  An old ship, built with traditional manner and methods but now finding itself adrift on the high seas of modernity, blindly fumbling through rapids dotted with shoals and icebergs.

It's a vessel whose captains should have listened to Magni's navigational counsel.  I wonder what Magni thought about all of this... wonder what he would have advised those who lead our sport today?  

I wonder if he went to bed on his last night on earth aware of the USADA report?  Aware of the unprecedented turmoil his beloved professional sport is in?

Wonder if maybe his heart wasn't just a little bit broken by it all?  

In his final decades, when most his age would have just collected their pension, Magni invested hard work and passion into keeping the heritage of grande ciclismo alive, leading the organization that built the fantastic cycling museum at the Madonna di Ghisallo.   It's an inspiring place, filled with old historic bikes, jerseys, newspaper articles.  You'd hear Magni speaking of it in TV interviews, and just know it was first and foremost, all about passion with him.  Passion for the sport, its champions, its legacy.   And he had an enormous passion for work.    He liked to say he was '80 but could work like a man of 40'.   

I wonder if this man...a man who'd pack his cardboard suitcase, and with wooden rimmed Ganna bike and third class ticket in hand, hop on a train from Monza to Ghent... and without a team, soigneur or budget...and win the Ronde van Vlaanderen, virtually alone.  Up against all the flahutes.... I wonder what he'd think of all this.   

I wonder what this man who first brought corporate sponsorship to cycling really thought of the multi-million dollar budgets the sport now requires, the mega-buses, the huge support staff, the millions of euros that now flow through it?   Wonder it he thought it had become an end it itself, if it's all become overkill?  Good for the sport, or bad?  Wonder if he thought today's pro cycling is really better than in his day?     

I wonder if this hardman who refused to drop out of the Giro with a cracked shoulder, biting on an inner tube Falierio Masi tied to his stem to leverage him up and through the San Luca cronoscalata...I wonder what he'd think of today's degree of 'specialization', what he'd say about guys dropping out of a Tour to prepare for another 'target'?

I wonder what that man who a week later more than survived that famous blizzard stage to Monte Bondone, clinching 2nd overall in his final grand Tour...what would he think of cancelling races in bad weather?   Wonder if he thought today's kind of racing could engender the same Tifosi worship he experienced in his era?    I wonder if he didn't understand that cycling's greatest and most memorable exploits were improvised in difficult moments, rather than scientifically prepared for.   I wonder if perhaps he didn't understand the causality between an act of heroism's degree of severity...and its ability to endow lasting hero status?     

Photo ©: Colnago archives
I wonder what this man...a man who 'discovered' Ernesto Colnago when the eagle-eyed young shop mechanic hand-filed his cotter pin, straightening misaligned cranks and curing nagging knee pain....this man who later made Colnago his the team mechanic when he retired and became director of the Chlorodont squadra...I wonder what the he thought of his mechanic now marketing carbon bicycles costing $10k, $15k and more?  Wonder if he'd remember that stop at the small workshop, the file and the cotter pin, and think the sport has maybe lost the plot a little bit, becoming a little more about technology than sweat and effort.   

I wonder what this man....a man who'd simply get up early every morning, go out his back door, hop on his bike, and ride all day in a 49x21 with his friend Alfredo Martini.... I wonder what he'd think of the preparatori, the medical programs, and secret training camps in Terenife?         

I wonder if this progressive, forward thinking man...the salesman who first brought extra-sportif sponsors into cycling - literally saving the professional sport - I wonder if thought he could 'sell' a major corporation on sponsoring a team in this day and age?   Wonder what he'd say to the Rabobank directors today?   

I wonder what he'd advise the UCI ?   Today's team directors?   What he'd say to Junior riders, and their parents?         

A lost opportunity.   The lion can't roar anymore.  

If the past cannot teach the present, and the father cannot teach the son, then history need not have bothered to go on, and the world has wasted a great deal of time. 
                                           ~Russell Hoban

But it's not too late though.  There's still an opporutnity for the sport's leadership.. those so quick to  mourn his passing.. to listen...really listen...to him.    To hear the lion's lasting roar.  

Thankfully, Fiorenzo Magni's views were often cited in articles in BiciSport over the past decade.   BS publisher Sergio Neri was always well aware how far the sport had gone off the rails morally, and was always a firebrand for a return to traditional values.  To the gran ciclismo that the people love.  He would often quote Magni's thoughts... his wise prescription for a better future for the sport.

One interesting idea he recommended was the return of the Giro d'Italia to national and regional teams. The man who created extra-sportif sponsored teams recognized the irony of him making recommendation, but was convinced of the need to return cycling to that popular formula.  "I don't want to spit in the plate I eat from, but because of the crisis, because it's more and more difficult to obtain sponsors, I think it's the right time to launch it.."  A formula he knew from personal experience it's ability to excite the fans -  citing soccer, olympics, basketball.  People love to cheer for their national team.

He also felt the cycling needed to return to its roots in individualism.   In the spirit of adventure of his day.  A vision of smaller, tighter squadri, where the riders took more responsibility for their careers, and their choices.   

Magni was interviewed a decade ago, on his 80th birthday, by BiciSport's Pier Borgonzi.    Here's some tea leaves left behind...

"I have too much love for my sport fail to understand that we must act now to fix it.   First of all, we need to confront the question of doping.  Radically.   I go often go to watch the young riders, and I realize that even in the youngest age group, there's the underworld.  We are going through one of the most difficult periods in the history of cycling, and if we want to get out, we must start from the lessons of tradition."



"I'd never be one to say 'back in my day' - that's just not me.  I always looked forward, I have always tried to adjust to the new, but some references are always valid.   I remember cycling when it was on page one of the newspapers - even a Giro della Campania would put soccer on the second page.   Now you have to make an effort to find articles about cycling.   Why?  There's been a serious failure of cycling's institutions.  I'd say we did a good job burying cycling.  And it was not so easy to reduce it.   But what makes me more angry is the sense of resignation, and the laziness in dealing with the problems, the slowness of reaction." 

"The responsibility is also that of the sponsors, the teams, their directors but also especially of some riders who've been dazzled by being given everything at once. For this reason we can thank the preparators-sorcerers, and the sports agents.   We must sweep away the perverse idea that they can achieve results by training less, through chemical shortcuts.  We should sweep away the idea that you can suddenly and easily earn a lot of money.  Agents are an enormous damage, bringing to cycling the worst of professional soccer"

"A rider has to believe first of all in himself.   A guy who can win races facing the mountains, the rain and the cold in open nature, also needs to be able to manage himself, alone.  He does not need an agent or a medical-sorcerer.   If anything, he should rely on the great witnesses like Adorni and Gimondi..."


"But it's not all dark, the base is still good though, and there is a hard core represented by the great interest of the people, and the strength of tradition.  I remain hopeful, and am convinced that at the end of the day there will always be be cycling.   Yes, because our sport retains a human energy that makes it popular and a healthy carrier of important values.  Think of our fans. They meet in the mountains, they yell, they make jokes, but you don't have the fistfights you see in the football stadiums."

"The cycling of my time, and also that of today, is sacrifice, and renunciation. I weighed the food I ate.  I measured the water I drank, and never lost a day of training.   I went out with Giorgio Albani to put in 150/200 kilometers in all weather, without ever shortening one meter our intended journey.  An athlete should eat well, train hard and rest even harder. Cycling is always tradition.  Cycling is climbing big mountains.  Cycling is climbing three times up the Ghisallo during training.  One shouldn't end up believing in all the shortcuts, and fall into the trap."

"A failure of the institutions."  Memo to UCI:   It's not about the money.  It's about Tradition.  Work.  Sacrifice.  Passion.  The spirit of adventure.  Competition.  

Stop eulogizing the lion.  Hear his roar.  

Seize the day jongens!

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OK, it's time for the tifosi to take over the asylum.  

If you…
  • Aspire to raise Pro Cycling above it's current station (which has clearly descended to about the same level as Don King's boxing, or professional wrestling)
  • Want an immediate end the doping culture, omerta and corruption. 
  • Think the UCI is responsible for the current mess.
  • Didn't buy Pat McQuaid's press conference this week.
  • Don't think the world’s road race in Qatar is a good idea.
Then add your name to this petition to clean house at the UCI leadership.

Read Greg LeMond's call to action here.    Consider his advice..

If people really want to clean the sport of cycling up all you have to do is put your money where your mouth is.Don't buy a USA Cycling license. Give up racing for a year, just long enough to put the UCI and USA cycling out of business. We can then start from scratch and let the real lovers in cycling direct where and how the sport of cycling will go.
Please make a difference.

Greg

You're the faithful: The passionate masses whose cash finances the whole shebang.   Vote with your dollars, vote with your feet.  

I'm Fast Eddy, and I approve this message. 

Old school victory salute: The Barry Hoban

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Here's an old-school victory salute for ya cafesupporters.    

Barry Hoban.  And the heads-up scream.  YeeEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!  

1974  Tour de France Stage 13 Avignon - Montpellier.  
Barry the rapid showed his heels to A-list super-sprinters Esclassan, Sercu and Karstens.  
No hands in the air required.  And no Forrest Gump, Hulk flex or fake phone calls.  Nope, just a head thrust up in joy over locked arms, and the simultaneous, gutteral release of a primal victory scream.   And that wide open mouth acting as an air-brake.   Even in old B&W stills, the look on the face said it all.

It was enough.  Perfect even.  Kids these days should take note:  Less is more.  

1969.  2nd consecutive stage win into Brive.   
Way before there was Cav, there was Barry.  Going over with a few hundred quid to his name. Tom Simpson's understudy.  Gent dwelling expat.  Longtime member of old school Tonin Magne's Mercier stable, soldier in PouPou's inner circle.

Won a sprint royale to take a Gent Wevelgem away from Merckx, Verbeeck and co.  And eight Tour stages.   One may have been gifted the day after Tom Simpson died on the Ventoux, but the others were no gift, make no mistake about it.   In '68, this sprinter won a mountain stage to Sallanches.    

My ol' CCB manager John Ireland used to scoff with indignation about the early '80's BCF establishment that "Barry Hoban had forgot more about cycling than the lot of them will ever know". 

Bordeaux became Hoban's town.  He coveted  stage finishes there much as his countrymen covet the claret of nearby chateaux.  

His first win there was in 1969.   The first Tour of Merckx domination was winding down.  Few remember that Barry won two consecutive stages on the run up to Paris.  The first into Bordeaux was over a five man break, besting soon-to-be world champion Harm Ottenbros.  Then he duplicated the feat the following day into Brive... his violet and gold Mercier Jersey screaming over the line over another five man escape, this time besting Evert Dolman.

Just possibly the best sprint finish photo ever.    Gavazzi, Van Linden, Hoban, Karstens, Godefroot and Moser.
He won two stages in 73 and another in 74.  By 1975 he'd become a wily old peloton veteran..just about the only English speaker in the bunch.  And in that 'Tour-too-far' for the Cannibal, Hoban took the big sprint royale on the Bordeaux velodrome, lunging just ahead by a half wheel ahead of a wall of churning legs and metal powered by maillot vert Rik Van Linder, Walter Godefroot, Franceso Moser,  Gerben Karstens, Pierino Gavazzi and Marc De Meyer.   The cream of seventies euro velocistas.  

Again, the scream.   I bet you could have heard it above the crowd.

I bet Barry can still hear it.

If cycling had a 'Heisman trophy' for sprinters, I think it should be the sculpted bronze pose of Barry's Bordeaux scream.

Forget racing, this politics stuff is waaay better! Flahute's rant du Jour.

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Wow, why do they call this the off season?

There's been more action and maneuvering on world cycling's political front than we saw during the entire 2012 Tour de France.  Way better spectator sport than radio controlled cycling.   Certainly a better battle!

Where to begin, so many bones to pick, so little time... no wait, Flahute has all the time in the world.   Unleash the hund...and here goes.

Change Cycling Now.  First, a public service announcement.  Join the movement. Sign the petition.  Like it on Facebook.  And whether you like it or not, please support it.  And get those you ride with to support it too.

Do it. 
A new start doesn't need to be perfect.  It just needs to happen.  Now.

You're the ones who pay for this show.  Cycling belongs to you.  Not the suits.  Not the riders.  Not the teams.  To you the fans.  The participants.

Force their hand.   If you're disgusted and outraged, act.  You've got no voice now.  What do you have to lose?

Hey, you wanna watch ten more years of Tours de France being won in the courtroom?   You want to love a sport where participation requires getting plugged into a blood bag at night, and sneaking around like frat boys trying to smuggle beer into the dorms?   Or do you think a professional sport you support should reflect, and model a better set ideals.

If you think things will never change, and that it's OK the way it is, no worries.  Don't do anything.  Be a woos.

But if you're outraged at the way the Pro Cycling has evolved, do something about it.  Act.  Pass it on.   

Hey Jose... this one looks good.  Bring Alberto this one...
and tell him I'll have the Paella and Sangria ready when he returns... 
Where's the beef?   You've gotta love it when the guy who brought the - ahem -  'tainted' beef to Bertie in France, Jose Lopez Cerron, gets elected president of the Spanish cycling federation.

Perfect.  Keep up the good work hombres.

Spain.  Based on fond personal experience and memories, I always subscribed to Papa Hemingway's assertion that Spain is the 'Last good country left'.

Gotta admit, that belief's been shaken.

Reality slap:   Spain went from a backwater of cycling in two decades to a leading cycling nation, largely thanks (as we know now) to a combination of laxity, manana, corruption and indifference.   It's like Afghanistan: A safe-haven for scoundrels, an incubator for weird science.

All those blood transfusions must affect your logic.  Or maybe something got lost in the google translation of the USADA report.  First we have to listen to Sanchez, Valverde and Indurain try to sell us that Lance remains a great champion who's the 'poor victim' of a witch hunt.  Now they spike the ball with the Lopez-Cerron appointment gem.    Yeah, Lopez personal account of the steak-gate story is credible.  Sure.

If you believe that, I've got a great investment tip for you. Spanish banks. You can't lose.

Inside-Outside -  The ever politically astute David Millar somewhat cryptically said today regarding the 'Change Cycling Now' movement that "change has to come from the inside".   Implying that a group of 'outsiders' (whatever that means... all those guys in London are pretty 'inside' if you ask me) - would be incapable of changing the culture of the sport.

Sorry David.  You're wrong.  It's a nuance perhaps, but not a small one.  Yes, in organizations and institutions, it's generally accepted that cultural changes do indeed stick best when they flower and take root inside.  But in this situation, you're wrong.   For three reasons.

1. You lot ain't no culture Bunky:  World cycling (and by this I mean not just the pro sport, but the amateur federations that feed the whole machine) is neither an institution, nor an organization.  It's a movable playground, and a darwinian mosh-pit built on a shaky foundation of Omerta.  At the top level, it's been revealed to be a criminal enterprise.  USPS was not an exceptional case, it was the norm.

So to call it a 'culture' is flattery beyond the status this movable mosh pit has earned.  


2. E' tutto sbagliato è tutto da rifare. Gino said it. It's all broken, and has to be done over.

Go ahead, tell us again David how it's really changed.  AaaaHA!  You're full of it!

Cycling can't wait for 'gradual cultural change'.  And such flattering, 'organizational behavior-speak' should hereby be deemed 'off-limits' to all professional cyclists.  It diminishes the problem.  Such high 'fallutin language should be reserved for educated leaders in real-world workplace cultures like hospitals, corporations, or the military.  

We're not talking about a hospital trying to improve its culture of safety, or a corporation trying instill norms to improve customer service... no... we're talking about trying to make a bunch of Goodfellas start behaving like Boy Scouts.  Sorry David, not gonna happen through 'cultural change initiatives'.  Not fast enough anyway.  That takes time.  And you clowns are out of time, because those of us on the outside - (the suckers who pay the bill for this show) - are out of patience.

And it's more than the coveted pro sport David.  The culture is worse in the U23 and amateur ranks.    And cost prohibitive to police there.  Garbage in, garbage out.  Gotta change more than the pro game.

You don't need 'cultural change'.  You lot need rehabilitation.

There's a proven and appropriate  'inside' cultural change program for 'special cultures' like world cycling's.   It's on the inside alright.... It's called Prison.   A place where cultural change is made pretty efficiently.  By those 'outside'.  By changing the rules, the environment overnight.  With leverage.  Which brings me to reason three.


3. Inside?  Outside?   What's the difference?:   More than most, David Millar, you should know from personal experience that the boundary delineating the inside from the outside of the movable feast that is pro cycling is as thin as the paper a one-year contract is written on; as temporal as form; and as opaque as a murky omerta-obscured truth.   In the currently ridiculous scenario we're forced to watch today, you're all just one tainted steak away from being on the outside.   And it's pretty dang evident that only sustained lies can keep you inside.  

The problem isn't a broken 'inside' pyramid top.  The problem is the whole pyramid.

'Inside the sport'.  Who do you think you're snowin'?  At any given moment, there's thousands of guys on the 'outside' perfectly capable of being on the 'inside'.   I can name lots of 'em.  Yup, plenty of riders as strong as the rest of you on a level playing field, so don't bullshit a bullshitter, and don't believe your own news clippings.   You guys all put your pants on one leg at a time too.  You're all replaceable.

 No shortage of boys out there who can pedal fast, suffer and smile for cameras.  And it's pretty easy to drive a car behind the boys, spend sponsor money, and make hotel reservations and motivational speeches too.  Beats working for a living.   So stop flattering yourselves, and kidding yourself.  

C'mon David.  The lot of you are bike riders, and ex-bike riders.  Oh, you've got secrets alright, but no secret knowledge. After all, there nothing proprietary about pedaling a bike, riding a race, or organizing one.  So cut the crap. Today you're inside.  Tomorrow you're driving a cab in Medellin, or tending bar in Oudenaarde.

'Inside the sport.' See, that phrase encapsulates the real problem, and why you guys can't fix it without outside help.  Some of you have been mistakenly led to believe that once you hit pro status, you're 'inside'.  We'll, we're all uncomfortable that you guys look like you're getting just a little too comfortable.  Status that comes with pulling on a professional team jersey for pay, and riding in the monuments is an earned privilege that is, and probably should be, a little more temporal.

Reality Slap:  Cycling doesn't belong to those on the inside.  It belongs to those of us on the outside.  We outnumber you guys.  And we foot the bill, not you.   'We' means the public, the fans, the thousands of license holders, the sponsors, the organizers.  

And this time, 'we' intend to leverage real change.   Cycling needs radical surgery, and our money will be the leverage in a cry-uncle style headlock.  Someone standing on your necks till you get the message.

So David,  speaking sincerely with immense respect for your achievements, your found ethics, and passion for clean cycling -  on behalf of the faceless thousands, blessed perhaps with less oxygen uptake, but higher ethical standards and more aggregate passion -- the thousands who collectively comprise the majority of the skin in the game -- we've heard way too much of this holier than thou, 'we know better', 'change from inside' crap for decades now.

Time for half measures and talk is over.  You guys consistently either just implement policies with unintended consequences that make it worse (e.g. the 50% Hematocrit limit)..or work to preserve your 'inside status' and the status quo.    Every flippin time.  Basta cosi.

You're not inside.  You're offside

Hey... how about this for an novel idea.... How about if all the guys on the inside, suddenly get placed on the outside.   And cycling starts over, with a new generation.     (Jaysus, I'm starting to sound like Brailsford... quick Flahute!! get me a Guinness...)

Or how about some new leadership with less sketchy ethics.  Playing with maybe a little less money.  Bet some the sponsors might like that scenario better.


The Lazarus Award... hereby goes to... wait for it.... Greg LeMond!

Hey, why not Greg as UCI president?  Although I'd completely understand if the cycling world has had it w/Americans at this point...(I know some days I have..)

He got bigger lung capacity than the entire current leadership combined, and can probably drink Pat under the table!

Seriously, Greg's got enough life experience and perspective to be a needed voice of reason.  And he’s got some innovative, interesting ideas worthy of testing out.  Like monitoring ‘sudden unexplained power spikes’ w/SRM data for pros.  Not that crazy an idea really, they've all got one on the bike.  And wired telemetry and analytics is a lot cheaper than dope testing. Whole thing could be digitized. You put an SRM on the guys, and monitor the data. Guy suddenly shows ‘unnatural’ big increase over any prior performances, you test him.  

Beats playing whereabouts hide-and-seek at hotels and homes.  Cheaper than lab tests too...

Lance apologists:   While I'm on a good rant, if hear one more wishy-washy, in touch with himself, wide-eyed do-gooder lament about 'how much good Lance did'... and how therefore we should overlook the means by which he enriched himself and his offensively complicit corporate sponsors while making s mockery of the sport we all love, I swear, I think I'm going to lose it.

Here's another gem of progressive logic that illustrates pefectly what grinds my gears.   A pundit who predicts that 'forgiveness will be fast'

Not so fast Ms. Bettison: One little thing you're overlooking.   Last I heard, forgiveness requires an act of contrition first.  

So take off your yellow wristband, stop apologizing for bad behavior and go read Machiavelli's the Prince.  And Crime and Punishment.  Do not pass Go.  Do not collect $200.

Ah, wielersupporters.  Don't you miss those days when educated people could tell right from wrong, and had the stones to punish 'wrongs' without fear of being deemed insensitive or intolerant by the PC police?   So much spent on education in the country, so precious little wisdom.  For so many, all that tuition money just gets their moral compass all out of whack.

L: "Who are you, and why are you wearing my glasses?"R: "I'm the guy who rode up Ventoux faster than Charly Gaul and 
gets to wear whatever glasses I want to. You must be the other guy."  
Gentlemen: Evidence of the breed's death have been greatly exaggerated.   Great to see Jonathan Vaughters and Eric Boyer come together in London yesterday and resolve their differences like the mature intelligent gentlemen they both undoubtedly are.

What a breath of fresh air.   After those guys fix cycling, maybe they'll teach a thing or two to the US Congress.


JV: Person of interest.  Is it me, or is that guy on CBS' TV show "Person of Interest" styling himself after JV?

Then again, maybe it's just the occular jewerly thing...   Or the mutton chops.  Or the dandy duds.
Nah.  Gotta be a coincidence.  

People with a Twitter problem. Case #42:    Johan, Johan...just a suggestion jongen, but with the the mountain of published evidence and testimony compiled on your USPS team activities by now, and with the groundswell of public outrage...don't ya think it just might be prudent to keep your real sentiments off this newfangled 'interweb' thingee.  



Douches, eh?  You may be right Johan, but someone
probably said the same about the guys at this gathering ..
   
Douche?  That means shower right?

How's that water feelin' now jongen?  Pretty cold I bet.

And oh, yeah, you might also want to really rethink that 'going to arbitration' thing.  Not sure the suits at NIKE and TREK want to open themselves up to subpoena...


Order now, quantities are limited!   Ah, holiday ... no wait...make that Christmas.  Yup, that's right.  Christmas shopping time.   Always signaled in with the arrival of the 'basically-the-same-shite-every-time' World Cycling Productions catalog.

I know, I know, you think I'm being mean spirited.   Not so.  I do have a heart.  I understand that when you've got shelves stocked with decades worth of Lance TdF CD's, the temptation to rationalize everything and just move that inventory must be pretty strong.  

But sorry guys, after over a decade of reaping in high margin sales, driven by your close associate Phil Liggett aggressively propagating the 'myth' while the greenbacks rolled in...I'm calling time on the windfall boys...

...and calling owner Tim Grady out for a new all-time low in direct marketing copy spin / BS:



Rationalizing.   It's gone way, way...waaaay... too far.

Tim goes on in his 'nice holiday letter' to announce he's 'spending less time at WCP these days... off to greener greenback film-making pastures.   How perfect.

Just speaking for myself Tim (and, I'd wager, a sizable chunk of your mailing list) I'd be a heckuva lot more inclined to way over-pay for apparel this holiday season at your virtual establishment if you'd had the decency put in a picture of a Shred-it truck grinding the whole remaining lot of Lance era CD's into a pulp instead.

'Just sayin'.

Vote with your dollars and euros wielersupporters.  Vote with your dollars and euros. 

Six degrees of Ferdi Kubler.

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 I hope I'm as fit as Ferdi when I'm 93. 
Quick, who's the oldest living Tour de France winner?  

Yup, Ferdi Kubler.  The Eagle from Adliswil, near Zurich, Switzerland.  93 years young.  Living proof that if you live right and have the right outlook, age can be just a number.

'Ferdi National' they call him also.  A national hero.  They say only Roger Federer comes as close in the popularity stakes there.   Gives you some idea of his stature.

Most know that Ferdi famously won the 1950 Tour de France.  Soon be 63 years ago.  Think about that.

1950, the year when Gino Bartali took his toys, and all his Italian boys (maillot jaune Magni too!) onto a train back home, protesting violent fan threats.

Like his namesake eagle, Ferdi swooped to seize the moment.  He was flying and held off young upstart Louison Bobet to win 'his' Tour de France.  He'd later swap podium places with Bobet in the '54 Tour in the middle of the Breton's triple, finishing 2nd and taking the green points jersey.

World Championship Varese, 1951.  Ferdi Kubler over Azzurri homeboys Magni and Belivacqua.  
Parc des Princes, 1950.
In 1951 after his Tour win he tweaked Italian noses again, winning the world road championship in hilly Varese in front of a huge Lombardian crowd of rabid tifosi, fully expecting a home win.  Ferdi was flying that day, starting and continuously providing the drive to sustain his early break, and still having the energy and punch to outsprint those that came up to it later - including the favored azzurri duo of Magni and Bevilacqua.

Quite the ride.

"The Ventoux killed Ferdi..."


The story of his famous 'blow up' on the Ventoux in the 1955 Tour is another great story.  "The Ventoux killed Ferdi" he told the press.  Read it here if you don't know that story.

But perhaps Ferdi's greatest exploit was not any of those.  Rather it was the less remembered, and little talked about 'double-double'.

It was in what really used to be 'le weekend Ardennais'. Ferdinand Kubler won both Fleche Wallone AND Liege Bastogne Liege for two years running:  1951 and 1952.

A smiling Ferdi doses out the punishment in the 1952 Fleche Wallone.
Look at the faces behind.  They're not smiling.
Now you know where Spartacus gets it from.  Must be something in the water in Switzerland.
(Miroir Sprint Photo from the book 'Grands Exploits' 1989)
Back in those days, those two tough hilly Ardennes classics were held over a single weekend: A Saturday-Sunday back-to-back combo of pain that makes my legs hurt just thinking about it.   At the time, both races finished in the middle of Liege, and each were 220K+

Four days in Liege.
Photo from book Grands Exploits,
 Miroir Sprint, April 1989
But in a era of real hardmen and longer distance races, 'ol Ferdi stood out as a phenomenon of robustness and endurance.  Most days he'd train for 6 to 8 hours on the bike.   His directeur at the TEBAG firm - Fritz Dietsche who'd saved his career in 1948 - used to discourage his riders from owning Automobiles.  "Cars are not for cyclists Ferdi..."

When Ferdi did the double double, he was no kid.  In 1951 he was 32 and closer to the end of his career than the beginning.   In the Fleche on Saturday, he got in a break with Bobet, Robic, and Bartali.   The Belgian trio of Van Steenbergen, Impanis and Kint were chasing 45 seconds down.   The trio of stars held off that Belgie hunting party, and in the sprint Kubler took it by about four lengths over Gino Bartali.  

Sunday was warmer, but windier. Ferdi flew away in the finale to catch a 21 year old escapee Germain Derijcke, who two years later would be the last man dropped by Fausto COppi in the '53 world championship in Lugano.   Ferdi likewise dispatched of the Belgian in de spurt to take the double.

In 1952 he returned in the Arc-en-ciel of world champion.   On Saturday, he won the Fleche again in sprint, this time over Stan Ockers, Impanis and Decock.     On Sunday a long 160km escape marked by the attrition of the Ardennes hills lleft only the Van Dekerkhove alone and in the lead.  Kubler and Robic went on the offensive on the steep gravel climb called the Moulin-de-Ruy and hooked up with Van Dekerkhove, still 44k from the finish.

The Belgian kid wasn't born yesterday, and had the role of spoiler on his mind.  He stopped pulling, and just before the finish in Liege, went for a long flyer.  It surprised Robic who was gapped by the move, but not Kubler.  Nobody was stopping Ferdi.  He reeled the kid back in like he was on a fishing line, then dropped him and crossed the line yards in front, sealing the 'double double'.

Ferdi Kubler rode for the Swiss bicycle manufacturer TEBAG for many of his glory years.   This small Swiss manufacturer was founded in the post World War II years by Fritz Dietsche, one of Basel's car importers, and his associates Emil Freyand Walter Haefner.  The trio named their company 'Technical requirements AG' - abbreviated as 'TEBAG'.  They distributed Continental tires in Switzerland, and started the production of Tebag-bikes on the side, as at the time many Swiss still couldn't afford a car!  For 25 years the small company stayed in the bike biz.

1947 Tour, Brussels.  Ferdi explains how he just lost
the Maillot Jaune. 
Dietsche is the guy who to this day Ferdi credits for saving his career.  In 1946 he suffered a terrible crash in Lausanne, fractured his skull in two places, and had to borrow to pay the bill of the Cantonal Hospital of Lausanne.  In those days cash was king, and Kubler - who like Hugo Koblet started as a bakery bicycle delivery boy -  was broke.  Kubler was on the verge of quitting the sport.  It led to another annus-horribilus in 1947.   His brother tragically died falling off a roof in a construction work accident.  Then a few weeks later, his mother died in a cycling accident where she'd fractured her skull after colliding with a man who'd run into her path.  Ferdi wore himself out riding six days all winter - not the ideal prep for the road season, but he'd come from nothing, had nothing, and needed the money.   He won the 1st stage of the inaugural post-war 1947 Tour de France, lost the jersey the next day and abandoned totally destroyed by Stage 7 in Grenoble, coming in well behind the time limit.  

Back in the 50's professional cycling was a lot smaller, and the world was a lot bigger.  The pro sport was balkanized, with riders on teams of bicycle brands whose commercial ambitions were largely confined to domestic country networks. Most pros didn't venture from their home country as much as they do these days.  Those that did tended to be the better and the more mercenary.  It wasn't uncommon for riders to be 'loaned' to foreign teams for foreign races.  Bobet for example would ride for Stella in France, and Bottechia in Italy.   Hugo Koblet was CILO's star in Switzerland, but would hitch a ride for Giradengo in Italy to become the first foreign winner of the Giro in 1950.

In 1947, Legnano's Italian star Gino Bartali was loaned to TEBAG for a Tour de Suisse he won handily.  Neutral Switzerland was a popular destination in those years.  Relatively rich contracts and lucrative prize lists, and roads unaffected by the devastation of the war that wrecked most of France, Italy and Belgium.  

But in 1948, Bartali wasn't planning to come back to defend the Tour de Suisse though, focusing instead on the Tour de France.  It left TEBAG without a star, so their Directeur Sportif -  a Italian-Swiss greengrocer named Hugo Mariani - recommended to boss Dietsche that they replace Bartali with Ferdi Kubler for the '48 Tour de Suisse.   It took a bit more of a sales pitch than selling yesterday's vegetables.  Dietsche was a businessman first, but enough of a cycling fan to know that Ferdi was inconsistent, volatile and far from a sure thing.

But he trusted Mariani and his instincts, and put Kubler on a low contract of 500 francs a month.  He then told Ferdi to go with his wife to Arosa to rest and not come back to racing until he was healthy.  

The rest was history:  The revived Ferdi won the '48 Tour of Switzerland and his glory years were off and running on the TEBAG team.

So here's the Kevin Bacon six degrees of separation thing.  Back in 1981 or so, I was a nobody amateur rider, working part time at Action Sports - a ski and bicycle retailer in my hometown of Beverly Massachusetts.   We were a big FISCHER ski dealer, and one day one of my older racing friends John Alarie - who was Fischer's US national sales manager at the time -  dropped by the store with a well dressed, polite and tall vaguely European gentleman, who he introduced as Marco Mariani: President of Fischer USA.

In stark contrast to most self-important 'suits' you meet, Marco Mariani was a really nice guy, and our conversation soon veered inevitably toward European cycling.  Eager to demonstrate I wasn't a schmoe but a serious rider with five-star anorak level euro-knowledge, the magic words 'Fausto Coppi'  and 'Gino Bartali' rolled out of my mouth.  That's when Mariani casually smiled and dropped the conversation stopper of all time,

"Oh yeah, my dad used to be Gino Bartali's sports director... those guys Bartali, Coppi, Kubler were always at the house growing up"   You got it jongen... His father was Hugo Mariani, the guy who saved Ferdi Kubler's career.

Small world.  Proof of the 'six degrees of separation' theory.   (And evidence that lifelong brand loyalty can be forged for the strangest reasons: Since that day, I've always been faithful to Fischer nordic skis.)

Kubler Sport revived TEBAG in 2004.
photo: www.tebag.ch
Ferdi today is the poster boy for clean living and vigor.  He reportedly plays a fair amount of golf, and credits his health to walks every day and his cycling career success to secrets that... well...really are no secret:

"I owed my success to incredible willpower, iron discipline and my hardness against myself."  

"Sleep, was another secret of my performance, I was never in bed after 9 pm."

And don't forget those 6-8 hours a day on the bike.  Cycling is simple really.  I think sometimes we make it more complicated than it needs to be.

Today, Ferdi's son Andre has a company called Kubler Sport, and they are the Swiss distributor for Giordana.  Back in 2004, they revived the TEBAG bicycle range too...producing a limited edition swiss-made steel frame replica, marrying modern componentry with classic design. 

Another 'wicked smart' decision from marketing centraal

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Black Blue and White.  It'll sell like hot cakes.
Hey cafesupporters... as if you needed more evidence that those in a position to make decisions within professional cycling don't have a clue, here's the latest gem.

Today's presentation of the new kit from the team 'formerly known as Rabobank.'

Blanco Giant?  

A giant blank all right...

Blanco, Black and Blue is more like it.

Ta da!!!    You got it cycling fans, another team kit in a peloton filled with 'Blanco' differentiation.   I've ranted on this before, but today's roll-out just supports my point.   They just don't get it.

Dutch corner at Alpe d'Huez?  Rabo Orange no more...  
Oranje?  Nee meer meneer. the Dutch have joined the mass of fashion-lemmings who've wisely decided that a serious professional sport is just way, waaaay better for everyone when all your participants are free to wear the same colors.  When you can't tell the teams apart.

"But blue and white is in this year... it SELLS..." says the marketing genius from behind his occular jewerly and tailored suit...

"Who'll pay $100 for a turquoise Astana, or lime green Liquigas jersey?  Who wants to wear that?"


Overheard in Holland:
"Tacx went with Blue White & Black.
It sold well for them didn't it?"
They're all the same, cause that's what sells identikit to supporters.  A small example of what we get when a sport lets commercial interests override sporting ones.

They tell us cycling is 'moving forward', becoming a 'modern sport', 'making progress.'   Assertion unsupported by evidence from where I'm sitting in the cheap seats.  Team kit color is a little decision perhaps, but a visible one that speak volumes about the cumulative effect of commercially oriented decisions:  Adverse sport quality.

Like when you squint, and every team kit looks about the same.

2013.

"Chase him down....no not him you chowdah-head, the guy in blue... no no no... not him.. the one with the the black shorts... NO! the one with the white...white back, not sides..."
Black blue and white clad radio controlled riders.  Behind dark helmets and glasses.  Hiding out in team buses till the start.  Spinning safe platitudes to the media afterward.  Then jetting off to China and Qatar to race on empty roads.  The future of 'Gran Ciclismo.'

Let's flashback 50 years.  To 1963:

1963 Tour de France peloton.   Color as a differentiator. 

I think people in charge were smarter back in the those days.   There were a lot fewer of them for one thing. And they definitely had more common sense.  

All that time looking at digital screens and sending social media messages and tweets must be short-circuiting their brains.

Can we change cycling now?   Please?

Quote of the day: Andre Tchmil

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"The UCI have Formula One in their head..."


Hmmm...let's see... who should we get to play
Andre Tchmil in the movie?
“Europe has become a victim of UCI policy. Cycling is in Europe.  Its history is here.  We can’t just stand still and watch while it is being destroyed.”    

“We wanted to organize a world tour race in Russia.  UCI asked us for four and half million per year for four years, just for enrollment.  Without offering us any guarantee of continuity after the four year contract.   They have Formula One in their head.”

“Russia however said no, and I don’t know how many countries  can take on such a financial burden without having any guarantees in return.  And what does that mean?  That there won’t be any more greatly traditional races as it is difficult to think of such a high payment, each year, no security, forever.”

                            Andre Tchmil speaking at the Eastern European federations meeting in Rovigno
                                   - Quote from BiciSport, December 2012  (great interview!)  

Tchmil is right.   

All the suited, progressive smarter-than-thou visionaries: the Pat and Hein UCI, Bakala, the Gifted Group - all are advocating big global Formula one-ish professional structures that will put more racing in far flung places, where there's cash... but no cycling culture or tradition.  It's why the Worlds is going to Qatar.   

And why great, traditionally significant but smaller European classic races are being strangled.   Remember the Midi-Libre?   Bordeaux-Paris?  Milano-Torino?  The Trofeo Baracchi?  Tour of the Mediterranean?   Paris-Brussels?   The Peace Race?   There used to be dozens and dozens more.  All lost.   Take a long look at the long list of 'courses disparues' here.    Are these 'new' ideas better for cycling?   Or better for some pocketbooks?   Never trust the smartest man in the room.   

Geopolitical realities.   

UCI election 2012 simulcast preview
Moldovan federation hardman-honcho Tchmil and his european federation counterparts are working to leverage their collective clout and swing the pendulum of world cycling back toward a European center of gravity.  In particular, he's seems to have the support and is mobilizing the large number of new federations in the recently reconfigured eastern bloc.  Countries perhaps short on cash flow, but quite long on cycling passion and tradition.

Back in 2011 it was reported in La Gazzetta that Tchmil stepped away from his post at Katusha to organize a planned run at the UCI presidency next September.  This soviet-bloc political missile was being primed for launch well before Lance gate.   

Hmmm... now I'm no sputnik rocket scientist spunky, but I wonder..just wonder... if Tchmil's recent 'political' activities have anything to do with the sudden, inexcusable and frankly despicable exclusion of the Katusha team from the ProTour?  

Coincidence?  What do you think jongen?  

You know what I think.  I think the UCI needs a housecleaning.   And that cycling needs to be given back to the people and places who love and respect its traditions the most.    Lots of them in Russia and Poland and Ukraine and Slovenia.   Lots of Peter Sagan's out there.   

And the more I hear Tchmil's well considered, logical and articulate ideas, the more I think he should lead the purge!  He and Greg would make a good tag team, I think.  

Photo of the day: Charly Gaul 'Bergauf Mont Ventoux'

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Once was on a business trip in Nice, France.   (Nice alright... I know!)  It was June 1999, and I was driving to the airport, listening to the radio.    The machine-gun rapid fire French broadcaster relayed a quick update from the prior day's Dauphine Libere -  the hillclimb Time Trial up Mont Ventoux.  The  news was that US Postal American Jonathan Vaughters had won the stage, breaking the record Charly Gaul, set during the Tour de France in 1958.  Thanks to JV's integrity, we all know now where some of the turbo boost came to win that one.

Here's an interesting, different photo of Charly Gaul during his record setting Time Trial stage win in '58.



Take a good long look at his bike, his position.  How super low the saddle is, how bent the knee is at the bottom of the stroke.  How high the bars are.  How he's sitting bolt upright.   Hands relaxed on the hoods.  A vision of relaxed souplesse.   Bike a steel Guerra with a pie-plate for a cluster.  You can almost hear the chain and rear derailleur brushing against the spokes as it scallops out the teeth on that 26.

Now consider that without the use of EPO (but ok... maybe some other little pills - but pills whose effect in the furnace-like heat that July day was undoubtedly not the same as a blood bag), Charly set a record for the climb that lasted over 40 years.   Now I know that TT's up the Ventoux may not have been that frequent during that interval, but still... you try to ride up the Ventoux in 1 hr 2 minutes.

Those 40 years were marked by quantum leaps in training and bike technology and weight improvement.  The bike is steel.  The cranks are steel with cotter pins.  The saddle a brooks leather model, not very light (although it probably got drilled out by his faithful master mechanic Ottusi.)


Ottusi had fitted Charly with  a 44/49 up front, and a 5 speed screw-on freewheel: 15, 17, 19,  23, 26.

No light touch shifters with one tooth differences on an 11 speed rear cassette for Charly.   None of that mattered, and probably doesn't matter as much as folks believe now when you think about it.

Stick it in the 26, and spin those legs like a ceiling fan.

Greatest climber of all time?    Greatest climber of all time.

The Borghi Principle

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Where have you gone Mr. Borghi?
So today Nissan officially pulled their name from the Radio Shack team.

Quick year-end review:  Nissan.  Rabobank.   R8 (Petrol).  Big Mat.   All pulling out of pro cycling in the past few months.

Can you blame them?

What's poignant...and should cause some serious change in Aigle... ought be the inescapable fact that these companies -  all of whom bought into professional cycling as a (positive) publicity vehicle for their brands -- are writing big checks to NOT  have their name associated with what they obviously now deem a sordid show.   They'd rather not get the publicity they're paying for, because they feel the association is that bad for their brand.

"We'll pay you but would rather our name not be associated with you lot anymore... in any way, shape or form."

Nice endorsement eh?   Don't let the revolving door hit you on the way out!  How sad is it when a company who once supported the sport feels it's become more of a liability than an opportunity.

No, it's more than sad.  It's damning.

And it's a development that begs the question:  "At this rate, who'll be left?"


Answer?  Fast Eddy's Law #22. The Borghi principle*

*"In professional cycling, the probability of securing and maintaining an extrasportif sponsor's support is directly proportional to the percentage of the enterprise owned/controlled by their 'cycling-lover in chief'.... and the depth of his personal pockets" 

Well, the UCI domo Pat can hire a slick Dublin PR firm to spin his way out of it all he's wants:  I prefer empirical evidence.

Like how about a looking at a categorized list of some of the extra-sportif corporations who've title sponsored top level pro cycling teams over the past 60 odd years, and comparing it to those who are in for 2013.



1955 – 2012
2013
Beer/Liquor/ Tobacco
St. Raphael,  Carpano, Cynar, Fynsec, Lamot, Watneys, Dreher, Boule d’Or, Willem II, Vini Caldirola, Pelforth, Wiels, Buckler, Cantina Tollo,  Farnese Vini
 ?
Beverages
Pepsi, KAS, San Pellegrino, Canada Dry, CapriSonne, Café de Colombia, Isostar, Postobon, Gatorade, Brescia Lat, Gerolsteiner, Milram
  ?
Food/Restaurant
Molteni, GHIGI, Gazzola, Brooklyn, MIKO, GIS Gelati, Sanson, Sammontana, Ijsboerke, TucLu, Agrigel, Riso Scotti, FarmFrites, LaBoulangere , Chipotle
Sojasun
Appliances/Furniture
IGNIS, Salvarani, FAEMA, EMI, Fagor, SCIC, Teka, DelTongo, Famcucine,  Hoonved, Chateaux d’Ax
  ?
Home/Building Supplies
MAPEI, Ariostea, Jolly Ceramica, HISTOR, AlfaLum, Tonton Tapis, Novemail, Gewiss, Lampre, Polti, Panaria, Refin, Fassa Bortolo, Agritubel
QuickStep, Belisol
Petroleum/Chemicals
BP, Esso, Q8, Frisol, SuperSER, Elf, Shell, Domo,   DCM
Liquigas, Itera, Orica, Argos, Gasprom

Consumer Products
Nivea, Chlorodont, Tricofilina, BIC, Philips (PDM), Velda, Magniflex, Inoxpran, TS, VARTA, SKIL, ZOR, YOKO, Roland, Festina, Saeco, JeanDelatour, Phonak, Saunier Duval,  Transitions, Saur
Androni Giocattoli
Home & Consumer Electronics, IT
Philco, Grundig, Sonolor, G.B.C., Panasonic, SONY, Hitachi, Motorola, Toshiba, Tulip, WordPerfect, Novell, MemoryCard 
Garmin, Sharp, NetApp
Financial /Insurance
Rabobank, RMO, Banesto, Caisse d’Epargne, GAN, Helvetia, CLAS Cajastur, Amaya, Vitalicio, Deutche Bank, ag2r, Liberty Seguros
Credit Agricole, Cofidis, Landbouwkrediet, Saxo Bank, Tinkoff Bank, Caja Rural, United Health Care, Fidea
Apparel/Footwear
ACICS, GEOX, Kelme, Carrera, MG Maglifico, Colombia, Footon,
 ?
Retailers
Germanvox, Big Mat, Castorama, Casino, Leroux, LaRedoute, C&A, COOP, Brianzoli LaVieClaire, 7-Eleven, Z, GB, Mercatone Uno, Jack&Jones, Decathlon, Radio Shack
Radio Shack (for how long?)
Automotive
Ford, FIAT, DAF, Peugeot, Renault, Nissan, SEAT, Saturn, TVM,  Alessio, Barloworld
Europcar
Telecom
Telecom, Bouygues Telecom,
Movistar, Euskatel
Government
US Postal Service, POST (Denmark), ONCE, Roslotto, Aubervilliers,
Francaise des Jeux, LOTTO, ASTANA,  Katusha
Media
Discovery channel, Bonjour
SKY, Polsat
Pharmaceuticals
MANN, Davitamon
Omega Pharma, Novo Nordisk
Travel/Tourism
Sunair, Costa Blanca, Illes Balears, Domina Vacances
Vacansolei, Sunweb
Services
RMO,  CSC
Accent Jobs



Now admittedly some of these former sponsor companies may be long gone, but their business categories aren't.  You get my point.   And when you think of the major brands who once supported the sport but have left and haven't come back... well, it's more than a little concerning.

So who's continuing to support the pro teams jongens?

'Private equity and Oligarchs.'  SKY's Murdoch.  Green Edge's Gerry Ryan.  Andy Rihs.  Zdenek Bakala.  Doug Ellis.  Quasi-nationalized Russian and Kazak state cooperatives.   Any port in a storm.

All are guys with the deep pockets and degree of control to do what they want without needing to look over their shoulder and adjusting their ambitions to pesky shareholder or PR concerns.  Uber-powerful autocratic and ambitious leaders who either have long term cycling love so big it blinds them to the short term PR negatives (unless the fallout is so great on their business, they cut the cord a-la-MAPEI)...or have enough riches and power to do whatever the hell they want.  Or perhaps they're in a 'less-competitive' business category like Russian oil immunized from western PR sensitivities.  (Damn the torpedos comrads...full speed ahead for the glory of the motherland!!)

In the ProTour's 2013 extrasportif lineup, there's several petroleum and financial sector patrons...but where's the retail chains?  The food and beverage companies?  Domestic appliances?  Hotel chains?  Consumer products brands?

Baldini, Borghi and Poblet.  You'd kiss him too
if he were paying you what he paid those guys!
Fact is, their marketers are making alternative promotional choices.  Because they're capitalists who have to justify their support to multiple stakeholders:  A board, public shareholders and public customers.  It's a simple risk-return equation you don't need a calculator to figure out.   Just read the press:  Even a sixth-grader can understand that a marginal marketing exposure 'return' no longer justifies the 'risk' to the brand image from negative PR.  Especially in our social media, hypersensitive age.  Those are factors an oligarch isn't encumbered by...but the Nissan directors on the other hand....

It's the decline of a once-great commercial model -- The concept that a non cycling-industry 'corporation' could underwrite a professional cycling team as a cost effective vehicle to magnify its brand to a wider audience, generating positive impressions and associations...and selling lotsa stuff!

It was a concept birthed by visionary and entrepreneurial cycling greats like the late Fiorenzo Magni, and Raphael Geminiani.   And it's a concept that gained traction with cycling-loving captains of industry during those post-World War II economic miracle decades when everything was on the up.

Borghi's boy Miguel Poblet won Milan SanRemo.  
And the keys to a Lancia.  
An early, successful prototype of the model was Giovanni Borghi:  The Milan industrialist founded the IGNIS brand of household appliances.  His factories would turn out one appliance every eight seconds, and make billions selling them to Italy's exploding middle class.   Borghi was famous for his early support of cycling, and his yellow IGNIS jerseyed squadra won more than a few great races in the late fifties and early sixties.

Borghi was aggressive, flamboyant and flashy.  And he took care of his stars - famously buying Spanish sprinter Miguel Poblet a Lancia convertible after his Milan San Remo win.   On top of his 25 million lire per year salary.  
Ercole Baldini: il treno di Forli.

And in 1959 Borghi signed the man most of Italy thought would be the man to replace Fausto Coppi:  1956 Olympic, 1958 Giro d'Italia and World Champion  Ercole Baldini.  He lured Baldini away from Legnano with a contract so fat many said it only served to asurre that il treno di Forli.. would...well...get a little too fat himself!  He was never quite as hungry once he went to IGNIS.

But I digress.   Borghi kept control of IGNIS in the family.  In the paternalistic Italian industrial model - like Ferrari, Maserati or Campagnolo.   He later turned the reins over to his son, who in turn finally sold the company to Dutch conglomerate, Philips.

Borghi is still remembered in Italia.   RAI even aired TV miniseries about his life this past year, "Mister Ignis".   Some say Borghi was a major role model to another young ambitious milanese you've probably heard of:  Silvio Berlusconi.

RAI remembers Mr. Ignis.  
An associated dilemma raised by the Borghi principle lies is that the fact that the UCI ProTour concept has raised the ante for forming and sustaining a professional cycling team so high, it's a stretch beyond the reach of most 'regional' companies.  In the IGNIS days, teams didn't have big team buses, fly to races, and have huge support staff payrolls.   They paid most of the riders 10 months of the year.  Two team cars.  One directeur. Part time mechanics and masseurs.  Some embroidered wool clothing and let's go racing!   The ante was lower.  Easier for Borghi to say 'yes'.

Ignis Team 1957:  Photo wielermuseum.net / Piet Kessels.
Now I'm not a retro-grouch saying cycling should try to turn back the clock, but perhaps the current price-value equation should get a cold hard look.  I am saying that 'changing cycling' should involve team salary and investment caps.  Seems the cost side of running a pro team has exploded almost beyond reason because it could, and because winning at all costs has fueled an overhead-arms race mentality.   But why should SKY and BMC be able to outspend Eusakdi and Colombia Coldeportes by so much?   More, smaller teams, more regional depth, more and smaller pro races, mandated amateur feeder programs... all would be good for the sport.

Maybe it's time to try running the really big ones - the Giro, and Tour - with national selections again like Magni suggested?  Maybe the top heavy pro tour concept is a big part of the problem?  Pro football (soccer) still has multiple division, and country-specific pro leagues.  Couldn't cycling?   Shouldn't cycling?    The inflated cost structure of ProTour participation has created a 'go big-or-die' mentality.  It's killing Spanish cycling, and killed the Euskatel idea that a regional team has a place in ProCycling anymore.  It's killing the sport if you ask me.

But put cost aside. The bigger issue is not that 'non-Borghi' extrasportifs are jumping off the pro cycling bus because it's too expensive.  They're fleeing because they think pro cycling is corrupt and harmful to their brands.

Time to clean up your act cycling.

You listening McQuaid?

Book Nostalgia: The Big Loop.

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Winter wielersupporters:  Time for reading and films.   Saw a pretty good movie last week with my wife, Sarah's Key.

My wife had already read the book, knew the story... and all about the 'Vel d'Hiv,' which really surprised me.   I didn't know the plot, but many of you probably know that this Hollywood movie (made from the bestselling novel) was based around a tragic event tangentially related to cycling:  The round-up (La Rafle) at the Velodrome d'Hiver in Paris in July,1942, when thirteen thousand French Jews were arrested and locked inside the velodrome for days without air conditioning, food, water or sanitation - before being sent on a one-way trip to the death camps.
Vel d'Hiv in the film La Rafle

The 'Vel d'Hiv', Parisian cycling's epicenter since the turn of the century, is also the theme of the 2010 French film Le Rafle, based on the same event.   Both films are graphic reminders of the horrors of the Holocaust.  Count me among those who think it's good we're all periodically reminded about this.

Coincidentally, I'd recently read Jean Bobet's book "Cyclisme a l'heure Allemande" (Cycling on German time) a Christmas gift from last year I'd finally got to.

It's a great read:  Jean Bobet is a master writer. I'm a huge fan of his 'works', both on paper...and two wheels!  His historical, French language narrative provides an interesting perspective on how cycle sport survived in France during the second World War under German occupation, recalling the now forgotten heroes and villains of those years.  At the time, because road events were so hard to organize - food and tires being so scarce - track racing across France, and the Vel d'Hiv especially, became super-popular.  Track meetings provided a welcome diversion - even a bit of normalcy - to sports fans at a time when most were figuring out how to scrounge enough food to last the week.  How in the world  riders kept focus on their training during those years is amazing.  Maybe cycling was what kept them sane, kept their hope alive.

This past summer I also read that new Gino Bartali bio 'Road to Valour'.  Gino Bartali, riding hundreds of km in a day, smuggling documents to save dozens of Italian Jews.  Risking his neck for people he didn't know, simply because it was the right thing to do.   It's a must read.   And Gino is a hero you must admire.  

Seeing Sarah's Key, and the being immersed both in the Bartali and Bobet books couldn't help but remind me of another book... one that way back in 1974 -- 38 long years ago -- first tickled my interest in road cycling.

I was fourteen then, a skinny weakling junior high school 8th grader, stuck one ordinary day in a library study-hall class.  In there, you had to be reading a book, or a shrewish librarian would be all over your butt with a detention ship.  We were all Boston Bruins hockey fanatics back then, so we all raced to snag  'Orr on Ice' or 'Bobby Orr and the Big Bad Bruins'..anything about hockey..or for me, Grand Prix auto racing.

Well that day, all those books were already taken out.  Perusing the remaining options, I grabbed a plain, green jacketless hard-bound book called 'The Big Loop', by an author named Claire Huchet Bishop.  

It was a 'wicked old' book, two decades old, even back then.   I knew Bishop as the author of several award winning children's books.  Her best known was Twenty and Ten -  a  story of French children hiding Jews from the Nazi's during the occupation.  A-la Bartali.  We'd all read it in sixth grade class.  

So I took The Big Loop, sat down, and was introduced to a world that - little did I know then - would pretty much shape and define mine.


Written in 1955, The Big Loop was a teen boys' fiction story about a poor Parisian teenager from Montmartre named Andre Girard.  It was your basic Horatio Alger rags-to-riches story:  Before World War II,  Andre's father had been a top French hope for the Tour de France, but then the war came and he was shot by the Germans for carrying messages for the Resistance.   (A fate that nearly befell Bartali too in real life).

The fatherless Andre, raised in a Montmartre tenament by his single hard working mother, dreams of someday owning a bicycle and becoming a professional racer like his father.   She thinks he's frail, and wants him to study for university.

The story is one of Andre overcoming physical frailty, poverty,  his mother's objections, and prejudice against his Breton origins to fulfill his dream of racing in the Tour de France...'the Big Loop' (le Grand Boucle) - just like his idol, Louison Bobet.

The book traces Andre, his two best friends, and their boyhood nemesis Fernand through their school years, into the real world - all chasing their ambitions of racing in the Tour.

The story ends (predictably) with Andre being selected to the Tricolores (remember, those were the days of national teams in the Tour) and winning the Maillot Jaune at the Parc des Princes on his debut, while still a teenager.

Unlike today's teen fiction - which is often centered on supernatural fantasy- like most teen boys fiction stories written back then, realism was the background.  And of course, there needed to be an overt moral message:  In the Big Loop, it was the importance of solidarity, sacrifice, persistence, self-belief, friendship and loyalty.  Life lessons all woven in, and hammered home.

Although I'd started reading reluctantly, I was quickly hooked.   (I recall it also conveniently solved the problem of finding a theme for an upcoming French class term project...)

The Big Loop's author, Claire Huchet Bishop grew up in Le Harve, the granddaughter of the village storyteller.  After studies at the Sorbonne, she began working at the first French children's library in Paris.   And cultivated her talent for children's storytelling.

Later she married an American, emigrated to New York, and started telling stories at the New York Public Library.  She also started writing, and soon carved out her niche in books for older children, many of which were set in France during and after the War.  

She made frequent trips back to France, and did the research for The Big Loop during the summer of 1953.   Growing up in France Claire had always been interested in Le Tour, but what triggered her desire to write this particular story was reading the results of sociological test given to French factory workers that showed how acutely most had yearned for a bicycle as boys... and reading and hearing the heart-rending stories of their struggles to get one.   Owning something an American kid nowadays takes for granted, was an impossible dream for most of them.

During the '53 Tour she subscribed to France's two daily sports papers, interviewed young riders, pros, managers, journalists and past champions, and traveled around France, watching the Tour in several places.  And she was among the 40,000 in the Parc des Princes velodrome to see Louison Bobet circle the pink cement track with the flowers of his first of three consecutive Tour victories.


The resulting work from her summer of 1953, The Big Loop was published in 1955.  Despite being a children's book it provided a surprisingly deep and richly detailed introduction to the Tour de France and the fundamentals of road cycling for the young American audience it was written for. 


In my case, it planted just enough inquisitive seeds that other subsequent and random cycling exposures over the next few years (the French 'ten-speeds' at the local bike shop, opportunities for long group rides with friends, local open 'citizens' bike races) dot-connected into a passion that never eroded.  

The book sparked a desire to work and save for that first Mercier '10-speed'.  It seeded the idea to install a handlebar-mounted bottle cage on it before the first of many 'cross-country' bike ride with my high school friends.

It introduced fingerless gloves, stiff soled black leather cycling shoes, cotton cycling caps, wool padded shorts and of course that first red-white-blue 'Charly Gaul' tricolor jersey.   It introduced the concepts of 'drafting', eating during long rides, gear ratios, and training logs. It turned 'play-races' up small coastal Massachusetts hills into battles up mountains called Tourmalet and Galibier that then we could only imagine.

And it sparked dramatic interest in, and improvement in learning French.

Andre on the Tourmalet
Her text, and the many really rich pen-ink illustrations by Barcelona poster artist Carles Fontserè (which I've posted here) were enough to seed dreams and stimulate a quest for adventure.  (Aren't boyhood dreams always the fuel motivating so much sporting ambition?)

It's funny to think in this day of the internet about a time when such simple imagery of a exotic foreign adventure could stimulate the imagination, motivate so much passion, unleash so much energy.

It's ironic that today, with endless cycling photos, info and video all over the media and the web-  a free mouse click away - that cycling draws fewer young people.

Why is it less attractive to today's teens?    I think it's primarily because in today's instant gratification, 'me-centric' modern culture, activities centered around solidarity, sacrifice, persistence, real (not digital) friendship, and loyalty are less attractive.  Kinda sad isn't it?

The Big Loop described in pretty good detail how Andre learned cycling through 'club rides' - informal groups of young riders getting together, and going out for a day on the bike:  Leaving Paris, out to a far flung destination outside the city, and riding back.  Learning pace lines, shifting, how to fix flats, group riding etiquette.

 I think back with rose tinted nostalgia on similar rides with many high school friends in the mid seventies where we taught ourselves cycling in much the same way.

No coaches, no adults.  We'd get between six to twelve guys together, pick a destination, and just escape.  All the time.  Rides that let us discover and explore our region.  No parents, no teachers.   Just a TA plastic water bottle filled with honey tea or water, food in pockets, and off you go.

That sweet first taste of freedom.  No substitute for a road bike for that...

Similarly it was how a lot of my Irish friends got their start in cycling - on unsupervised youth hostel rides into the Wicklow mountains.  It was how Bartali, Bobet, Gaul, Hinault, Kelly and Roche all started.  And thousands more less famous.  In small gaggles of schoolboys 'playing cycling'.  Go hard, go easy, stop to eat, race up the hills and to the town lines.  Stop when you want to explore something.   No structure, no supervision.    Discovering new roads, new destinations.  And all under the power of your own two legs.

Sadly, those rides don't exist anymore.  Not around here anyway.  You never see packs of teenage kids riding cheap road bikes to some town 20 or 30 miles away, sandwiches and fig newtons packed in saddle bags and pockets.


No, what I see today is teens moving slowly on the sidewalk on BMX bikes, baggy clothing masking borderline obesity, wearing a flat-brimmed caps turned sideways.

Or walking along the side of the road, baggy pants falling down around their ass, staring at a four inch digital screen texting....

..or not seen at all, because they're so rarely outside and moving.

Cycling needs to figure a way to resurrect those 'cross country' rides by teens.  It's the key to increasing Junior participation.  That - not racing programs - is the key to the sport's future.  

I know riding on the open roads is not so easy, nor as safe anymore  - the recent tragic losses of Lejaretta and Sander to motor vehicle accidents sadly points that out.   

Perhaps mountain bikes provide an easier entry point and a substitute, but it's not the same I think.   There's something about riding town to town...something about the mobility of escaping out front door...the natural concept of man as a pack animal, hunting in a pack, riding in the chain gang... covering big distances under your own power.      

Decades after first reading it, I snagged an old copy of The Big Loop off the internet.  Silly I know, but it was a nice nostalgic souvenir of my youth.  Once in a while I notice it on the shelf, and it reminds me of how the things that can trigger lifelong passion can be so random.  

And provides a bittersweet reminder of a seemingly lost age when a teen's leisure hours were mostly outside, with 'more face-time, and less facebook'.

Video of the day: Cabbage

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Cafesupporter Bill sent me this one this morning.  Funny TV spot from Denmark.


Cabbage:  It's not just for St. Patrick's day anymore.   (Nothing like a little bathroom humor...)

No no no Lance...we wanted a Boston style confession!

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So Lance, they say you're getting ready for the big confession.   Let the pigeons loose, and warm up the ol' spin control machine.


Whassamatta Lance..Bill O'Reilly too tough for you?  
It’ll be huge.  Like televangelists Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Baker on EPO.  Get your Kleenex ready wielersupporters.    

Boo hoo friggin’ Hoo. 

Disgusting.       
   
The only confession I care to watch is a‘gallows version.'  You know, a final confession just preceding well deserved punishment.  

But alas, such a concept - punishment - is no longer palatable in pudding soft ‘new America’s warped, ‘pop-culture’ morality.   A land where tonight, liberal mainstream-media jackasses who don't know squat about cycling - let alone a steroid from a transfusion - are all buzzing, and all predicting quick public forgiveness following this long awaited revelation.    A land where celebrity grants immunity to the consequences of transgressions:  In this particular case, fraud and perjury.   

Noticed you and Oprah gave ample lead time to let her under-performing network pre-sell a big media buy.   Very thoughtful.  Wonder what 30 seconds will cost on that show?   

Sorry.  None of this is anywhere near good enough.  Not for me anyway.   I want to see a good old Boston-Irish compliant confession. 

You and your complicit Nike-Giro-Trek- etc. etc. bro and dude cabal, should ALL be writing BIG flippin’ checks.   You shouldn't get this opportunity to avail yourselves of a ‘free’ mass media PR event …a carefully contrived ‘glisseur’ escape route:  Media engineered mass-forgiveness, with chief touchy-feely progressive propaganda minister Oprah Winfrey at the helm.   Oh no.  

C'mon Lance, on Oprah of all places?  As Flahute barked to me today:

"That the self-proclaimed 'hardest of all hard men' would choose to give his mea culpa to Oprah, the most sissified, feeling-sharing, kumbaya-singing everybody-gets-a-trophy soccer mom talk show host  says it all...Think she'll bring up LA's multiple works of published fiction? Doubt it. She'll follow his publicist's script to the letter"

"Jaysus...where's the old 60 Minutes when you need them? Maybe since Mike Wallace died there just aren't anymore hard-ass, truth seeking objective TV journalists left. Seems to be an extinct breed. Instead of being ambushed by a CBS camera crew and being called out on being a serial liar and sack of shite, he'll get a hug.   
And maybe an Obama cabinet nomination."

You said it Flahute!  Now calm down boy, and go eat yer Alpo.  I too cringe just imagining the carefully phrased softballs she'll be serving up...         

Crime....Forgiveness....but let's not forget Punishment!    Ah yes, Punishment.  That's the part soft America has an increasingly hard part with these days.   The loophole that Lance and co. think they'll hoodwink the great unwashed into letting him sideslip... as deftly as he avoided that mass pile up in the Passage du Gois.  

You want to earn forgiveness Lance?  Here's what's appropriate in the not so humble opinion of a guy who was cleaning road rash back when you still had diaper rash.  It involves a Calvary you... and your cabal...won't like.     

You AND your criminal cohorts should ALL be personally funding the rebuilding of cycling.   (Not having any role or say in its restructure mind ye… just forking over the financing.)    That's right.  We're talking big checks baby.   No no no..bigger.   Galibier sized.  

Any crocodile tears should only be followed by Lance at the head the line of shamed CEO’s...all head down, and handing over those big flippin' checks to a panel of ‘troll trustees’.    I think it ought to be a trust.  Not the UCI...but 'Change Cycling Now'…  Maybe Betsy Andreu, Greg LeMond, David Walsh, Simeoni, Bassons, Kimmage... you get my drift?  

No, I don't expect any of those folks will be in the studio audience that day.  But they ought to be.   If fact, any acceptable confession should be made first-person, to your wronged peers.   They should be the ones to forgive you first, not your virtual 'flock'. 


In fact, the whole scene ought to be constructed to resemble the surrender on the USS Missouri at the end of WWII..  Screw the Oprah set, I think the Champs Elysee would be an appropriate place for it.   You should walk out, hand over the dough in front of a generation of pros and amateurs.  Confess.  Salute.  Turn and like General McArthur said... just fade away.     

C'mon, you really think we're stupid enough to think you should get off scot free and easy?   No way jongen.  We... lots of folks...want to see the money returned.  Start with some of the dough that came from your best selling works of fiction.  And the ASO's prize money.  And that insurance payment.  And the dollars that came from sales of stuff with swooshes all over it.   C'mon, fork it all back over.    (Some of Whitey Bulger's boys will be down to collect it...)

And oh, by the way...  while you're in the mood to talk, how about splainin' to us why the US Justice department's Birotte 'suddenly' decided to drop that investigation on Memorial Day weekend?    Dr. Brad keeps asking why this is no longer a criminal fraud issue, and I think it seems like a fair question.   How come you guys got to spend a decade reaping the cash without criminal consequences?   I'm sure someone from the US Justice Department will be there on Oprah to explain all that too... right?   

And another thing.  The Oprah network should be forced to give 'Change Cycling Now' at least 3 free 30-second spots.    (NIKE should buy the media)

Crime, Penance and Punishment:   Forgiveness you should get, but it should not get you out of  appropriate punishment.   (No, I don't think you should be allow to enter any triathlons, IMHO.   Remember when Pete Rose was banned from baseball for betting on games?  Back when Americans in charge still had some backbone?)   

As for me, in case you haven't guessed by now, I’m voting w/my feet.  I've been forced to watch a full decade of your tired act, and it's way more than enough.   So I think I’ll pass on watching you, and that P.C. Queen Oprah, and go for a ride that day instead. 

Flandria Cafe is boycotting your media confession, and is calling on all like-minded cafesupporters to join me.  We'll all be on our bikes that day... having a great time.. and reaffirming to ourselves what's really great about cycling.   After, we'll drink a Rodenbach or two, talk about the ride we just did, and the rides we're gonna do.   Brag about old races we won, and those we coulda woulda shoulda won.   

Rest assured, we won't be talking about you Lance.    Cause as much as you'd like us all to still believe, you ain't cycling.    

"It's only January..."

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Winterfietsen time.
Looks like another winter of cycling-friendly weather around here... Very little snow, clear roads.   Last few weekends have provided an opportunity to get out for some good base miles rides.

Almost all of mine have been in my trusty 40x16 fixed gear... flat to slightly rolling rides of mostly between 2 to 3 hours.  Less during the week.  It's been OK, but unfortunately not enough to get my doughboy body down to fighting weight.   Naturally, I overindulged this holiday season, what else is new.  Put on about 12 pounds.  Ugggh.  Genetics.   Time to get it in gear...but taking it slow and steady this year.

Dr. Brad and I were joined by a special guest last Sunday: Barry 'the Bullet' Boyce: Cycling Revealed.com empresario, CCB International masters legend, and a fellow Ronde van Vlaanderencyclo finisher.  We took a nice 3 hour spin around scenic Tiverton and Little Compton RI and Westport MA, at a gentlemanly pace.  First ride on derailleurs this year.  Still kept it in the small ring though.

Barry is cycling's trivia quizmaster.  Every winter he runs an online 'winter trivia monday' contest.   Given we share a feverish passion for cycling history, three hours of stories and catching up passed by in the blink of an eye.  

Sting in the tail was the climb up old Bulgarmarsh road to our start point.   It's a pretty good climb for these parts - Barry's computer said there were sections at 12 and 16%, so it's steep.   Almost at the top I noticed a side road climbed off more to the left.. it looked a little like a private driveway.  Hmmm...wonder where that goes?  Feeling spunky, I turned left and rode away from the 'now where are you going?' catcalls...     This discovery kept us climbing through a new neighborhood development for another quarter mile or so - cool!  a kappelmuur-esque extension, only without the cobbles or the kappel.
Barry the Bullet and Dr. Brad with the official doping product of flandriacafe.  
Westmalle Trappisten.  Bad for VAM, Good for the soul.

Despite us ambushing him by making him ride with us up every little berg in the area, Barry brought us each a bottle of Westmalle.   And then, like veteran riders whose glory days are long past should do, we retired to lunch and a beer at the Black Goose to cap the perfect ride.  Totally civilized.   No pain, no power meter.   Just capillary training in the time-tested, traditional manner.

This Saturday I did close to 4 hours w/Brad on the fixed.  Again, piano piano.   I know 4 hours is way more than prescribed for a fixed gear ride, but I like it and doesn't seem to do me any harm.   And I know fixed cog for winter training is old school and now claimed to be of little benefit to power, but I don't believe it.  Hey, I figure if it was good enough for Anquetil...

Sunday though I did a ride at the other end of the spectrum with my flandria-cafe mates  Maarten, Kurt, Tom and Jay...and another dozen lean fit guys.   It was ~50 miler in hilly northern RI.   I knew I was in for a much harder morning when they started flying in the big ring downhill right out of the parking lot, big gaps forming then immediately a first long climb up Scott road.  It was like the big selection in a race.   Pulse on the absolute upper limit, I hit 178 a level which I think I only reached once all last season.    "Why are we going so hard?  It's January for chrissakes?"  Shrugs.  A few of the guys on the ride were Colombian-Americans, and they drilled it hard up every climb like Lucho Herrera trying to drop Patrocinio Jimenez on La Linea.   After sprinting up in one bellicose, loud-mouthed-Irish attempt to get them to chill, I resigned myself to getting stuck into the inevitable, interminable hammer fest.  Big ring the whole way.  Hammerin' out of every turn.  Some serious leg burn and gap closing on the climbs.   Single file.  No conversation.  Super gusty wind.   Not really how I was taught to do January base miles, but no worries, I'm always game for a slug-fest...

If I was smart though I probably should have let them go, but wasn't sure where we were, and wanted to find my way back sometime while there was daylight... I'm sure you've been there, right?    Plus there's that little voice in your head that tells you to keep you hanging on till you can't...

Old school civilized Wintertraining with Elsy Jacobs and
Roger Riviere.  
I hung in ok till the final 3 minute 'wall' up Cullen Hill road just 2 miles from the end.   Without letting up or giving up I just slowly came off...pulse wouldn't climb up high anymore.   I was done.   My good buddy Frenchy was suffering with me and tried to tow me back, but I shut it down and spun last man in to the parking lot.  No worries jongen, it's only January.   Not as bad as I thought I'd be going though given the lack of training and surplus of fat.   Gotta work to lose the tonnage though... that's the hardest part.

Was really glad to see the other Flandria team guys are all flying   Spartacus Jay's really fit and climbing super strong, and I'm quite sure will be a force at the Tour of Battenkill this year.   And Maarten, Kurt and Tom have all been training hard for their upcoming April pilgrimage to the Ronde van Vlaanderen / Parijs-Roubaix double.  They've sighed up for the full distance cyclotoerist version in both!  I'm more than a little jealous I can't be joining them on this... but after seeing how well they're going now, and knowing what they're in for maybe I shouldn't be!

It was winter.

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Been a few weeks cafesupporters.   Been head down, flat out, earning a living.  Yesterday I realized I've worked morning-night for 3 straight weeks.   Barely a thought for cycling.  I know, sacrilege!  Only squeezing 4-6 hours training in.  

A pain cave session is not really suffering.
Last night, it was time to pay the piper.  The annual reality slap:  Group computrainer threshold test with my BikeWorks club at Todd Kenyon's Pain Cave in Warren.  Hard as you can go for 20 min, with your numbers up there in real time for all to see... so no slacking off!


Pegged the HR at 170 over 20 min.  Maxed at 176, and that's as high as it goes. 90 rpm steady.  Exactly the same HR, and same flat out effort as last year…the last 5 minutes were torture. Faded a bit.  OK, maybe more than a bit.  I always start too hard...

The numbers don't lie.  All of mine were bad.  From same time last year, body weight up 9 lbs., power down 16 watts, and w/kg down 16%.   The difference between 4-6 hour training/weeks, and 14-18 hrs.   And I know... too much food and beer.

But hey, I'm not complaining, no excuses.  I'm happy to have a lot of work, and to keep my life priorities in proper order.  The weight will come off this spring, the old power will come back.  Piano, piano.

There's a nor'easter coming in tonight to New England, and everyone is freaking out.   Everything was cancelled today, school, work, you name it.  Well, it's now 4 pm, and there's barely a dusting of light snow on the ground.   I swear, we Americans not just getting soft, we are soft.  It's been two days watching a doughy citizenry stockpiling milk bread eggs and batteries like an invasion were coming...afraid that - god forbid - they might miss a meal.   Or be inconvenienced by power loss for a few hours.  The airways are filled round the clock with with Alarmist Weathermen™* stirring the pot.  

As little as 20 years ago, 2 feet of snow used to be a normal event in winter around here.  Now it generates more general public alarm than the state of the national debt.   Better I talk about something else...something to provide some perspective perhaps...

Andra 'Sandrino' Carrea
1924-2012
Today's I received a regular, but well-timed ball-busting email from my pal Steve Pucci, chiding me that I've been so busy for a month that I missed the passing away last month of the great Sandrino Carrea. One of...perhaps the last... of Fausto Coppi's loyal gregarios.  

I don't know much, but I do know that if Sandrino Carrea saw what were going on around here today, he'd be rolling in his grave.  Or maybe laughing.   Yeah that right, laughing.  Laughing at all of us.  

Look up gregario in the dictionary and there outta be a picture of Carrea.  He rode always and only for just one master:  Il grande Fausto.   And he had no doubts, nor dissatisfaction with his role.  A friend of Serse Coppi as a teen, who brought him into the inner sanctum of Biagio Cavanna's SIOF stable.  In today's points-manic UCI World Tour, you wonder if a Carrea would even be in a team...

He is well known - by those who follow cycling history anyway - for taking the Maillot Jaune during the 9th stage of 1952 Tour de France.  Sent up the road to cover an 86km break by his boss in the Italian national squadra, Coppi.  The break stuck, got a big time gap, and Carrea somewhat unintentionally ended up taking the overall lead in Lausanne, the day before the high mountains commenced with the first ever stage to finish Alpe d'Huez.

"Why are you crying Sandrino?"
One deserved day of glory, in a career of suffering and toil.  An exploit that should have been joyous, but instead one that filled Sandrino's sad eyes with tears, and tore his heart with angst:  Shod in jaune, but worried about upstaging the boss, he immediately went crying..really literally crying.. to Coppi who smiled perplexed and asked why the waterworks?  

"I dunno Fausto, this jersey, I don't deserve it.... a poor boy like me, yellow jersey in the Tour..." 

The next day that poor boy climbed to Alpe d'Huez in a jersey that would fly off his back as fast as Fausto Coppi flew up the then-dirt road to seize a yellow tunic he'd keep till Paris.

Fausto Coppi, Ettore Milano, Sandrino Carrea.
Those tears are hard for many of us to understand in today's me-first world.  To perhaps understand where the tears came from, it helps to peel back a little more of Sandrino's tale, to turn the clock back.  A decade.   To a much less written about, little remembered fact about Sandrino Carrea:  That he was in a concentration camp during the war.   He recounted that tale in the following passage I translated from the great Italian read “Gli Angeli di Coppi”, by Marco Pastonesi.

“Then came the war.. I went to the barracks on April 25 at Guaciorna, but they put me in jail, saying I was a traitor.  A dozen days of transfer, Germany, Buchenwald, two years in a concentration camp, hunger thirst cold sun, agonizing fear, resigned to a melancholy that never ends. 360 sleeping together, one next to the other to not feel the cold, in an enormous hole, covered with a tarp, and every morning there'd be people who didn’t wake up. They’d give you a soup of dirty water with potatoes or carrots, and after a few months your stomach wouldn’t take it.. you’d vomit it all. Lived only thanks to subterfuge. I owed my life to one of those Belgian wool winter caps I brought. It could rain down the wrath of God, but not a single drop of water would pass through it. Owe my life to the potatoes I stole and put in my pocket that nobody saw. And owed my life to one of the 7-8 packets sent from home, the only one that arrived, with farina, rice and 6 cigars that – one at a time – I used to buy off a German officer”

“Two years like that, with the only thought to put something in your stomach, to make it to the evening.. and then to make it to the morning.”

“War ended, walked 18 days in deep snow, left with 3,000 and 800 arrived. Those that stopped were lost - dead. I owe my life to a guy named Giuseppe, who had fought in Africa and Russia, who pulled me up when I, exhausted, was abandoned on the ground.

Arrived in Berlin and stayed there another 6 months. Then we stole a horse. Four on its back and one to guide the horse.. from Berlin to Prague, in 2 months, and when the horse couldn’t go on, we killed it and ate the meat. Then another 4 months in Buchenwald, again, finally the return home. I remember that my father was out on his land, picking cabbage…”

“It was winter.”

These guys knew how to use a shovel.

It was winter.   Well, here tonight, it is winter.  And like most, I'm in my warm house, safe and comfortable, with my family.  But with a pang of guilt, I gaze out the window at the falling snow, and think of Sandrino Carrea.

Outside, it is winter.  And I count my lucky stars in appreciation, and pray I never have to experience what real suffering is.  Perspective:  last night's 20 minutes a bloc at the pain cave was not suffering.  That was 'play'.    

All night out out in winter cold, without hope of ever coming in.  Or trudging through snow for days.  That's suffering.

Something to think about as you start your snowblower tomorrow.

(*Alarmist Weatherman, © Marc DeMeyer-stein, 2013. .. your royalties for borrowed usage in the mail Marco...)


Film Revue: Hugo Koblet - Pédaleur de Charme

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Get out the Swiss chocolate milk old school cycling cafesupporters, and carve out a couple of winter evening hours for a nostalgic escape pro cycling's modern malaise - a trip go back to cycling's great old days.

Here's a vimeo link to the full length version of that Swiss semi-documentary semi-dramatic film production about the life of Hugo Koblet I blogged about last year.

Even if your German (or Schweizerdeutch) is non existent, it pretty easy to follow if you know the story of the 'pedaleur of charm'.

While these types of historic re-enactments are often over-dramatized (RAI's 1990's Il Grande Fausto, which was panned by most in cycling being the reference point) - I thought this one was pretty true to the story.

The attention to historical accuracy is top notch, going beyond period accurate jerseys and bikes extending to details like the lucky horseshoe on his Jeep during that '51 tour time trial.   The film cuts historical race footage and real interviews with contemporaries in and out so deftly that you forget you're watching a dramatization.  The casting is near perfect.   Kudos to the producers.  

Fausto Coppi may have been the man who invented modern cycling, but Hugo Koblet's was the man who gave it a 'Hollywood' personality - moving giants of the road from goggle clad working class peasants - to an image of a coiffed, moneyed and popular superstar.   Bars low like a track rider, goggles wrapped neatly around his bicep, the ever present comb running through the hair.   Manuel Löwensberg's portrayal is uncannily true to life.

Dead ringers for mama Koblet and son..
Hugo wasn't all image.  His little written about breakout 1950 Giro victory the year before gets good coverage: Koblet was the first non-Italian to ever win the Giro, despite being helped out by Coppi's bone breaking crash-out at Primolano, Hugo nonetheless won it with seeming ease.   Think Jan Ullrich the '97 Tour.

There's also great footage of his famous solo exploit in the 1951 Tour de France from Brive-Agen, still considered one of the Tour de France's top rides of all time:  One man, riding on the tops, putting minutes into the greatest riders of the greatest generation: Bobet, Coppi, Bartali, Geminiani, Magni, Robic, Kubler, Van Steenbergen... the day the Pedaleur of Charm was born...

The film also documents his sad decline:  His loss of his powers (attributed in the film to overdoing amphetamines, leading to an enlarged heart chamber), the loss of the '53 Giro on the Stelvio to his 'friend' Faust Coppi,  his Tour-ending crash descending the Aubisque in the 1953,  his final Tour abandon in '54, the attempt to start a new life in Venezuela as an Alfa Romeo distributor...the money and personal life problems.   It touches all the key events in his life and career, little of importance omitted.

Koblet's is an true life Icarus-esque tale - a boy who flew too close to the sun, and came tumbling back to earth when the wings came off.  

Flahute and I give it five lions out of five.  Enjoy!

Meer sneeuw? Niet meer meneer...

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Glad February is behind us.  Bring on the Sequester:  The USA needs to H-T-F-U as my pals at Velominati would say.

And while we're at it, bring on some of that windy spring classic weather.   And more daylight.  We're ready.  

Dr. Brad and a Flandria at home in their
ideal habitat.  Power washer time!  
It was a tough few months around here to get mileage in.    Lots of wind trainer workouts, but too little out on the roads.  Weather and work combining to thwart old-school base miles ambitions.   This was a winter more like I remember as 'New England normal'...e.g. snow, ice, frigid cold.  

Flandria Cafe's recently revived wielercafe night at Federal Hill Pizza in Warren RI has been a substitute.   Our initial seissun combined world championship level pizza, a massive craft beer selection, and fifteen old school masters, bench racing.  Good craic, good for enthusiasm... but a bit detrimental to the 'kg'. end of the watts/kg equation.  

No no no Tyler... Andy Hampsten wore
Oakley Pilots on the Gavia... 
February wasn't all indoor sports though:  Did get out as much as possible with the other Flahutes around here.

Tyler here models an interesting approach to 'kit" as they say at his 'ol club in Cambridge, UK.   Not sure those ski goggles qualify as old school or not.   More Monty Python ministry of silly eyewear!

That said, they were pretty effective on that ride during constant snow fall.   The kind of ride eliciting incredulity and fist waving from Carhartt-wearing pickup truck drivers who probably thought our Monte Bondone simulation was messing with their best efforts to emulate the latest 'Ice Road Truckers' episode.

To each his own I guess.   Long as those morons don't take me out in a high octane powerslide.

This weekend's looking to be precipitation-free.   Hopefully good for some of those nice long early season base miles rides we're longing for.

Enjoy your rides this weekend cafesupporters!






Classic coke? Or new coke? You decide.

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Weekend of contrasts for 'old school' cycling.

On the positive end we get the Strade Bianche, and a killer performance by Moreno Moser, a kid I'm fast becoming a fan of.    It was a great race to watch.  If you didn't catch it, you missed a real classic.  Old school.

First Juan Antonio Flecha heroically goes after a four man break that looked it might possibily stay away and steal the show.  Eats into the lead, but starts to run out of juice when he gets 45 sec. or so away.  No man's land.  4 against 1.   (No worries hombres, Flecha will be ready for Flanders and Roubaix)

Apples don't fall far
from the tree..
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Then Moser motors off alone, catches and drops the Spaniard, and after a long pursuit links up to the leaders in the final few miles.   Behind a sporadically-raging-Spartacus is frustratingly marked out by Moser's brother-in-arms, Peter Sagan.   Incessant flyers by Nocentini, Cancellara and others bring the leaders just an ever so tantalizing 'one-more-jump' away on the climb to Siena, just as Moser dumps the others and digs-in for the long power surge to the line.

Diego and Uncle Francesco
get some new labels printed...
It was shades of uncle Checco.  No stopping the Trento kid.   Everyone from Eddy Merckx to Franco Cribiori are clamoring for him to do Roubaix, but he and his green machine handlers are more focused on priming him to make a mark in the Ardennes in April.   Father Diego and Uncle Francesco better get the labels ready for a special 2013 vintage at the winery.

Still, I'm sure that seeing that familiar Moser snarl raging in the finale Saturday did a lot of hearts weighted down by a long winter of endless media and courtroom doping drama some good.    Having an 'eroic' backdrop in the heartland of cycling didn't hurt either.   Old time cycling, the kind 'we pesants' love.  Live for.  

In contrast, on the negative end of the old school respect spectrum, let's go to the UK.  Where it seems that the BBC, in it's infinite wisdom decided to 'retire' Hugh Porter from the commentary box before the Track Worlds last month.   It's come out today in the Telegraph that the ex- 4 time world pursuit champion and British Cycling legend- a guy who's forgotten more about track cycling than the media-twits that employ him will ever learn - decided to not so subtly inform him that he was from now on, 'surplus to requirements' when it came to BBC televised cycling.   Not speedskating mind you, where they're happy to have him keep on working, but cycling.

An uncouth Irish guy like myself would have told them where they could put those speedskates.  But I'm sure Hugh Porter is too much of a true gentleman to do that.

Old school gets no respect.

1968 World Champion Hugh Porter
(photo from www.carnegiecycling.com.au)
Can't you just hear all the artificial image makers salivating - those empty suits set on turning the suddenly red hot UK cycling enthusiasm into a F1-style commercial bonanza, selling all kinds o' shite out the wazoo to all and sundry.

No, the BBC, and their sponsors likely argued/lobbied, this style of distinguished, informed elder statesman is not the front-man we need to represent our... ahem... 'product'.

It's an outrage, and it's got me fired up.    Cause the one thing that pro cycling needs, now more than ever, is tradition.   And you just showed tradition the door BBC.   You should be ashamed of yourselves.  Go have a cup of tea, and reflect.  

It's an interesting contrast 'innit?   Tifosi in Italy (and beyond) go crazy when the latest prodigy from a cycling dynasty confirms himself on a classic stage.   While over in the UK, a similar thread to the past glory is cut in a rushed pursuit (pardon the pun) toward an ill-conceived mirage of a future.

I'm afraid it's a portent of more to come.  Yer man of the moment Sir Brailsford himself spoke a few days ago on cyclingnews.com, lobbying that cycling the business it supports needs to soon change radically, with a new structure, calendar and business model:

"In most industries there comes a tipping point where it changes its structure. When you look at all the elements in the sport of cycling at the moment, they're all there. It's getting very close and I can’t see how it can't happen if the sport wants to survive, so it will happen,"

"I think what the sport needs is a genuine and proper long term strategy. What will the sport look like in ten years' time? What will it look like in five years' time? And how do we go from where we are now to get there?"

"There's a whole host of different factors. But as with any strategic plan, you've got marry up the key factors into a single plan," Brailsford said.

"TV rights and revenue to teams is only one small part. At the moment sponsors come and go so quickly, that it's an unreliable financial model: that's the problem. Whether it's TV rights or greater commercialization of the sport, it's about giving the teams and sport more stability. That's the question we have to answer."


Blah blah flippin-corporate-speak blah.  BLAAAHHH!   Take it from an MBA marketing stiff:   The growth limiter here isn't the packaging, or the promotion.  The problem is the product quality.  Not the product format or structure, but the product's quality control.    

New Coke wielersupporters?  Anyone??
It's a logic flaw.  This group of self-interested geniuses keep trying to turn cycling into the 'New Coke', when what the customers really want to keep drinking... is 'Classic Coke.'  

The juice in the Coca-Cola can doesn't taste right to it's longtime customers, so what do these 'product managers' do?   Mess with distribution policy - the squabbling over the 'profit split' between the brand holder and the bottlers (e.g. fights over TV rights)  And lobby to change the basic product formulation (e.g. race calendar and team structure) when the original was doing just fine, thank you very much.

All this misplaced strategy, when all they really need to do is to fix the poisonous taste of the juice in the can (it's doping, you dopes).    

For this oligopoly of self-interested power players to continually argue that the solution to the sport's ills is radical restructuring, a closed club of teams, and slicker marketing to thrive is disingenuous.  So full of self-interest it'd be laughable if it wasn't so sad.  

Cycle sport doesn't need 're-packaging'.   It simply needs cleaner riders, going toe-to-toe over heroic, challenging courses.   I'd even argue it absolutely doesn't need the kind of big budget mega-teams that SKY and the Gifted Group seem to want us to believe hold the only keys to sustainable success.   Isn't it amazing how the underfunded outsider teams (Colombia Coldeportes, Gianni Savio's squads, Vacansoleil) continually provide the big surprises, the big exploits?   The kind of thing you never see in F1, the Premiership or the Champions League anymore.  That jongens, is what a closed shop will get you.

No the problem is with cycling's product quality, good sirs, not with the product's structure.  Nor is there any real issue with it's presentation.  Any 10-year-old with eyes and ears can read the news and tell you that really the only thing holding back cycling's growth is systematic institutional doping, enabled by mafia-style corruption.

And every relevant, historical sporting precedent one can name suggests that this proposed 'closed shop' the geniuses advocate is unlikely to clean it up.  Show me some evidence Gifted Group.   I point to the state of the NFL, MLB and MBA as my evidence.   (And oh, by the way while I'm on a good rant...who are the names of those others sportsmen whose blood bags were found in the Operation Puerto case again?   We're still waiting...)

"Believe them? Trust 'em?   Take the poll

You trust ANY of these guys wielersupporters?  Me neither.

In fact, let's quantify it, and prove it to the 'Gifted Group' with the gift of a cold shower of data:   Take this survey, and tell us just how much you fans TRUST some of the leaders who are lobbying to 'restructure and improve' the sport.    Great products, great brands are built on trust.   For laughs, let's see how much there is out there right now with the customer base.   Send it to your riding buddies.

As for me, give me a good old thrown down battle on some strada bianche, fueled by a bidon of Coke.  

Classic Coke.  
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